Ian’s Homemade Chutney
Ian lives in France, partly because he likes good value wine and partly because he works as a missionary on behalf of the modernist movement.
He produces a range of organic jams and chutneys made with fruit from his orchard. Cherry Jam, Wild Peach Jam, Pickled Quince and the popular Spicy Apple and Walnut Chutney are just a sample of his ever growing preserve repertoire.
He is now offering you the chance to sample his unique range.
IAN WRITES: Frankly I’m fed up with comedians selling their DVD’s or CD’s after a gig. It’s fairly shabby enterprise and I can’t think anybody needs coasters that badly. So why not try something different?
If you would like to purchase any of Ian’s jam/chutney products, please email him: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Jars are priced at £6.50 each, including p&p. (All proceeds go towards the setting up of a Northern Soul All-Nighter in the Loire Valley)
“Like the Style Council say: These chutneys are perfect for that Long Hot Summer.”
– Michael Smiley
“Moore has resurrected the dying art of home pickling to perfection. His mastery of chutneys and condiments suggests that inside every miserable mod there’s a lovely little lady trying to get out.”
-Elsie Front – Wentworth Falls, Australia (AKA Kitty Flanagan)